Not Another Fad Diet Day 17

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 17

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Hey hey hey, what is good dans la hood? Welcome back, one and all to the big, the bad the granddaddy of them all, The Fitness Jerk. I feel like we might have strayed from the path of self righteousness. It’s been a while since this website was truly great. But I, Fitness J Trump, pledge to make the Jerk great again!

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 16

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 16

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Yo yo, friendo. Leave your problems at the door because you’ve staggered and crawled your way back to the alter of the chosen that is The Fitness Jerk. You’ve stumbled back here, shuffling and moaning, a dead look in your eyes. But I can help you.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 15

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 15

Reading Time: 5 minutes

Hello, welcome one and all. Roll up, roll up and spark that joint pain medication because you’ve been pushing yourself to the limit and I know that it’s just to please your senpai, your Miyagi, your God… and his name is ME. I’m humbled by your commitment. As humbled as an out and out deity can get.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 14

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 14

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Hey. Hi. Welcome. Get inside. Quick, we don’t have much time. It’s another Fitness Jerk article. Today it’s a fitness plan. But first, today, we have to talk. There’s been a development, and you for one need to hear about it. This is a warning, a public safety announcement specifically for you.

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9 Healthy Snacks For Men

9 Healthy Snacks

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Despite the best efforts of Zack Snyder, I can remember a time, 5 long years ago, when Batman was still cool. Many of you may be old enough to have experienced this for yourselves. For those of you who aren’t, I have no proof for you. Just believe me. Respect your elders. Particularly when they’re here, day in, day out, ready to tell you how to make you better. Like a proper old person.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 13

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 13

Reading Time: 5 minutes

I don’t know about you, but the 90’s were a pretty crazy time. You put them next to today and they’re barely recognisable. Games, TV and Movies came in colours other than brown and grey. Jennifer Anniston was considered attractive. There was a Bush and a Clinton in the White House… wait…

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 12

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 12

Reading Time: 5 minutes

There is a creature alive today that has survived millions of years of evolution without change, without passion and without logic. It lives to slay that pussy like a mindless eating machine. It will attack and devour anything. It is as if God created the Devil and gave him… access to this website.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 11

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 11

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Here you are. Another day, another meal-plan. Same bat-time, same bat-channel. You listened, you learned and you trusted your way into this regular pilgrimage, crossing the strings of the world wide web ‘til you arrive, basking at the altar of the great intangible spider. And riding this beast, this monster of a million eyes and a billion pages, is me.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 10

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 10

Reading Time: 6 minutes

Let me tell you a story. Picture the African Savannah. A mouse scurries out of its burrow. The sun beats down on its back, warming its brain and clouding its senses. Clouding them to the point where it doesn’t hear the hawk dive down, talons poised, ready to strike. It’s a cruel, unforgiving world. And one in which the slightest mistake can plunge things into catastrophe. Particularly when individuals can leave themselves so unprepared, flabby and vulnerable.

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Not Another Fad Diet Day 11

Not Another Fad Meal Plan – Day 9

Reading Time: 5 minutes

We all have issues with what we put in our bodies. For some people it’s drugs, tobacco, ideas, knives, diseased penises. But considering you’re here and you’re reading this, I’m guessing that for you it’s probably food. Temptation can be quite the bitch. And that’s why I’m here. Your own personal prodigy, to help you smack that bitch up.

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