Welcome to The Fitness Jerk: the obnoxious, yet shockingly effective, fitness magazine…

Yes Fitness Jerk, I know you’re obnoxious… but I know its for my own good. I know you’ll genuinely help me change my life and allow me to lead the life i want. I’m ready to stop being a loser!

P.s. If you’re a loser who doesn’t want to change leave my site now, your wasting my time…. go find someone who will lie to you, tell you what you want to hear, until you’re poor and can’t afford to pay them anymore. And then, they will disappear….